SPLASH

They Shop at the Supermarket!

German Chancellor Angela Merkel digs through her bag at the supermarket checkout while flanked by security.

GEOFFROY VAN DER HASSELT/GETTY

They Go to Restaurants!

French President Emmanuel Macron enjoys a tasty beverage at La Rotonde.

They Make Fun of Stupid People!

Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau laughs it up with other world leaders at the expense of the most stupid guy they all know. Even weak UK prime minister Boris Johnson joins in to avoid being on the bottom of the world leader totem pole!

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/donald-trump-justin-trudeau-twofaced-nato-a4304571.html

They Don’t Respect Stupid People So Much That They Openly Admit to Trash Talking Them!

Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau gets covertly taped goofing on US president Donald Trump (“You just watched his team’s jaws drop to the floor,” he said in regards to Trump holding an impromptu press conference that derailed the NATO schedule). Then, after being asked about it by the media, Trudeau is pretty much just like, “Yeah, that guy’s a f*cking moron.” Okay, he’s a little more eloquent than that: “I was happy to be part of it but it was certainly notable,” Trudeau said.

They Whine and Attempt to Call Their More Powerful Rivals Names When Their Feelings Get Hurt!

US president Donald Trump tries his best to insult Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau, calling him “two-faced” in response to the surfaced video of Trudeau roasting him.

https://www.latimes.com/politics/story/2019-12-03/trump-blasts-macron-nato-unity-meeting

They Give Up and Run Back to Their Safe Spaces!

US president Donald Trump ultimately can’t handle the big leagues, so after a pathetic attempt at calling Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau names, Trump quits NATO and runs back home to his safe space in America.

Reuters

They Ultimately Succumb to Their Stronger, More Handsome Rivals!

US President Donald Trump sulks as his wife Melania, who allegedly sleeps in a separate bedroom from him, gets extra friendly with his biggest rival, Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau. Trump loves to prove that his supporters who constantly shout about “cucks” are, as always, projecting.

At the end of the day, maybe we’re not so different from world leaders after all!